No hard edges in the pooper and the sound quality is crappy, but what do you expect from a crappy company like Crapple? They should release the iPOOP® in two new colors, dog dirt brown and vomit soup green.
Crapple that company that makes the iPOOP® is now ready to release another product the iPHONY™ a natural for all their iPOOP® fans. You might ask, what is an iPOOP®? Well, it looks like an MP3 player that was eaten by a dog and passed out.
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No hard edges in the pooper and the sound quality is crappy, but what do you expect from a crappy company like Crapple? They should release the iPOOP® in two new colors, dog dirt brown and vomit soup green. |
Still, getting back to the latest crapple product the iPHONY™, see the picture. You Don't? That's because it is invisible. The iPHONY™ is the latest in vaporware. It exists only in the imagination. I plan to buy an iPHONY™, so I can call the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny, they are not real either…
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I figure an imaginary phone can be use to call an imaginary figure. Maybe I can call imaginary friends with the imaginary phone… Perhaps I can pay for it with play money. At least it is not as ugly as the ipooper. Still, who would buy an iPHONY? Perhaps the psychic Madame Clairvoyant, she believes in things that do not exist. |
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